Where IS the butter?
I put some out last night to soften in the cupboard, because Fred has made off with whole sticks of butter.
So....oh. Wait. Why are those bowls in the sink? I just washed those yesterday.
I put them in the cupboard.
And shut it tightly.
Now I have an open cupboard, spilled bowls, and.....no butter.
He opened the bloody cupboard.