March 22nd, 2019

drac emu


It looks like she killed a brand new fridge, too. I'm just worn out.

I texted her yesterday to leave a certain porch door unlocked. She answered, then texted me further.

The door was locked.

I pounded for damned near forty minutes. "Buh---buh---buh----?" She asked

It's kind of scary when a bad liar keeps trying, even after they know you know.
. "I texted you," I said.

"I didn't get it."

"You answered."

"I didn't----"

"Stop. Just stop."

Still trying to get a handle on the filthy mess she made of my house. She broke my dishwasher. How do you even DO that?"