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If you have to append, "But I respect your service...." to anything you say to me, don't bother. Chances are, you're an asshole and you're just uncomfortable with your various knee-jerk tendencies.

I used to post rules and bibliographies, nobody read them, and people were shits to me. Now my rules are really simple: if I warn you once, I'm pissed, and I don't like repeating myself.

This blog belongs to a blue-collar liberal, a high school feminist, a pinko commie hippie godless combat veteran. I am Rush Limbaugh's worst fuckin' nightmare.

I've been in the military for a good long while but I got injured in various tedious ways in Iraq, though I try not to complain too much about those things. If I write about them it's for the purpose of illumination from the inside of the maelstrom.

I love zombies, Martians, werewolves, apocalypses, shotgun houses, thunderstorms, cameras, cats, Shakespeare, languages, apocalypses and unpretentious writing, computers and gadgets, one-inch tall stuffed animals, and guilloche enamel bits and things. My greatest wish at this point, after a rough few years, is to either acquire or build a vardo, a gypsy wagon. Look it up. I'm done doing homework for people unless I'm feeling generous.

This is not a blog for beginning feminists, or for people unaware of their class bias. I've done my share of working for the upper classes, and it gave me a great fondness for Madame LeFarge. If you don't know squat about feminists, or feminism, and you came here from some conservative asshole's blog, it won't be pretty.

That's it. Don't piss me off by being stupid, but don't be afraid to comment, either. There's a good group of people here. Follow their example.