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Feb. 13th, 2013

drac emu
I have had a very bad pain day. Do not fuck with me today.

holy shit that's beyond parody edit

Yeah, so in the mean time, discuss this.

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kittenmommy
Feb. 14th, 2013 03:06 am (UTC)

Um... is this Princess Leia, the badass Rebel Alliance leader and the youngest Senator ever elected to the Galactic Senate re-imagined as a Disney Princess and/or mindless sex symbol?
kittenmommy
Feb. 14th, 2013 03:13 am (UTC)

PS. Carrie Fisher? Didn't really look much like that drawing:



Hardly surprising, since she's an actual woman rather than some fanboy's wet dream.
coquinespike
Feb. 14th, 2013 03:07 am (UTC)
eschergirls.tumblr.com

classic boobs-n-butt pose.
kittenmommy
Feb. 14th, 2013 03:27 am (UTC)

Yep.
idemandjustice
Feb. 14th, 2013 03:28 am (UTC)
We should see if Jim Hines will do this pose.
instigatrix
Feb. 15th, 2013 01:40 am (UTC)
Heh--excellent idea.

Only problem is, he'd have to have all his internal organs AND bones removed below the breastbone (c wut ai did ther?) to have a prayer. Because seriously, everything between the shoulder and the hip looks not just deformed, but deboned. At first glance at the pic, I thought, "Huh--that's not a bad facial likeness. Why is it creeping me out so bad?" Yeah--that whole "The Bone Collector" look? Is not so sexxay.

Added bonus: If I remember correctly, Fisher was told that she was too fat at 105 to play the princess when she was cast--they wanted her to get down to 95 pounds. (And those damn bilateral hair pastries were an attempt to make her face look thinner.)
idemandjustice
Feb. 15th, 2013 01:45 am (UTC)
Yeah, it looks like someone took a scoop out of her back just above the hips.

I weighed 105 pounds when I was in high school. I was a size 2 or so, felt self-conscious that my boobs might be too small, and you could see my rib cage if I wasn't wearing a shirt. People calling that too fat should just be... fired from life. Just go home, you're not allowed to talk to people anymore. Ugh.
ginmar
Feb. 15th, 2013 03:50 am (UTC)
When I weighed around 100 when I was dancing, I was told to gain five pounds. When I was in basic, I dropped so far below that that I was hospitalized for a week and not allowed to march at graduation. And I am EXACTLY Fisher's size.
idemandjustice
Feb. 14th, 2013 03:21 am (UTC)
OMG, her waist. Where the hell is the rest of it?

Sometimes I kinda casually scroll, and I saw this, and went, "Which if my friends is posting that?" and then did a double take when I saw your name, lol.
rantinan
Feb. 14th, 2013 03:30 am (UTC)
Yet more unsurprising evidence as to why lucas has been divorced?
Ow. Mine spine. My favorite leia outfit is still the padded hoth battlesuit damnit! In which she kics ass and coordinated battles
kittenmommy
Feb. 14th, 2013 04:04 am (UTC)

Yet more unsurprising evidence as to why lucas has been divorced?

IDK if Lucas was responsible for that particular drawing.

Ow. Mine spine. My favorite leia outfit is still the padded hoth battlesuit damnit! In which she kics ass and coordinated battles

Yes!



Sorry for turning this into a Princess Leia picspam, but one more? Because whatever else you might say about the EU (and there is plenty to say!), Leia is now a badass Jedi Knight:



limpingpigeon
Feb. 14th, 2013 03:49 am (UTC)
Every time I see anything like this, I think of the best line I ever read over at the Escher Girls tumblr: "I'm so tired of seeing these drawings of women with round, curvy butts but no room for a colon".
shakatany
Feb. 14th, 2013 08:25 pm (UTC)
LOL

Shakatany
james_nicoll
Feb. 14th, 2013 04:03 am (UTC)
Did you see this when I posted it?



(context if you click on the photo)
james_nicoll
Feb. 14th, 2013 04:06 am (UTC)
Is this photo too big? I can delete it and replace it with a link.
kittenmommy
Feb. 14th, 2013 06:05 am (UTC)

That is amazing! :D
james_nicoll
Feb. 14th, 2013 04:17 pm (UTC)
He and Polly Edwards are the ones who invented poicycling:



and trampolarchery:





kittenmommy
Feb. 15th, 2013 11:16 am (UTC)

OMG! LOL!
rikibeth
Feb. 14th, 2013 02:02 pm (UTC)
Honestly what I love best about Leia in the slave girl outfit in the movie is the expression she's wearing with it -- the weary "See the shit I have to put up with?" face. Makes the scene for me.
tammypierce
Feb. 14th, 2013 02:40 pm (UTC)
Whafuck? No waist, butt all wrong, hand what, ribcage shaped wrong, left lower leg warped beyond all common sense--did the artist draw her this way so she couldn't run when he grabbed her? And what the hell is that--I assume it's supposed to be a weapon?

My favorite part of slave Leia was her killing Jabba with her slave chain.

Sending pain-easing vibes your way, Gin.
percy12
Feb. 14th, 2013 02:53 pm (UTC)
hope u feel better and have a great v day
happy valentines
73
valarltd
Feb. 14th, 2013 07:03 pm (UTC)
Bad positioning, but she looks ready to do some damage with the electropike and her chain.

The expression says "Bring it on, you scum! Give me one ounce of shit and it's Gammorean shish-kabob." and we know she can back it.

Then again, I'm a Leia fangirl in a lot of ways.
ginmar
Feb. 14th, 2013 07:11 pm (UTC)
Yoo hoo. You missed something.
valarltd
Feb. 14th, 2013 08:01 pm (UTC)
Like I said, bad positioning. No, it's not a fighting stance. Yes, the pike is a two handed weapon. Yes, she's had her boobs inflated and her waist reduced and any woman in that positrion would throw her back out.

Would love to see jimhines get hold of it.

OTOH, I'm remembering she did more damage wearing that outfit--killed an intergalactic gangster, shot up half his guards--than the men did fully clothed and better armed.
erikagillian
Feb. 15th, 2013 09:24 pm (UTC)
There's barely room in there for a spine, let alone the muscles to keep it upright. Her thighs are longer than her torso. She's not a human being there, she has no strength to hold a pike let alone throw it. I swear, that's one of the worst I've seen. And getting worse than superhero comics takes some doing. Is this what guys get off on? How is that possible? And if I was Carrie Fisher I'd sue to get my head taken off it.
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