ginmar (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} ginmar) wrote,@ 2008-07-26 08:33:00 |
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Dear Sci Fi channel
It's Snake Day on the Sci Fi channel, which means hours of cheap entertainment, and I do mean cheap. Crappy CGI, crappy acting, crappy everything, with an occasional grade Z actor popping up. Dude, what's the budget on these things? $2.99?
Anyhoo....just a tip. When you title a movie Boa versus Python, my first mental image isn't snakes. Well, two snakes. I think of a feather boa and a snake. I do not need this mental image. It's just too bizarre, even for me. And even worse, it leads to thoughts of Jesse Ventura in the boa. Now, do you wnat to do that to me, huh?
Would it be too much to do a new film about zombies? Huh? Do you guys have a suggestion box, or did you blow it all on whatever chemicals you use to think of movies?
I'd advise better chemicals---or less.
It's Snake Day on the Sci Fi channel, which means hours of cheap entertainment, and I do mean cheap. Crappy CGI, crappy acting, crappy everything, with an occasional grade Z actor popping up. Dude, what's the budget on these things? $2.99?
Anyhoo....just a tip. When you title a movie Boa versus Python, my first mental image isn't snakes. Well, two snakes. I think of a feather boa and a snake. I do not need this mental image. It's just too bizarre, even for me. And even worse, it leads to thoughts of Jesse Ventura in the boa. Now, do you wnat to do that to me, huh?
Would it be too much to do a new film about zombies? Huh? Do you guys have a suggestion box, or did you blow it all on whatever chemicals you use to think of movies?
I'd advise better chemicals---or less.
